NOTE THE DAY CHANGE
Have you ever wanted to see Robert De Niero do a bad Texas accent while he hunts undocumented immigrants for sport? What about Lindsay Lohan dressed up as a heavily armed nun? Did you ever what it would be like to watch a fat Steven Segal work it in a dual wielding sword fight? Do you lay awake at night thinking about what would happen if Hollywood turned a joke movie trailer in to a full-length feature film?
Have you ever wanted to see Robert De Niero do a bad Texas accent while he hunts undocumented immigrants for sport? What about Lindsay Lohan dressed up as a heavily armed nun? Did you ever what it would be like to watch a fat Steven Segal work it in a dual wielding sword fight? Do you lay awake at night thinking about what would happen if Hollywood turned a joke movie trailer in to a full-length feature film?
Well friends, then you are in luck. This Thursday at House Garry at 7:00 pm we'll be seeing all those things and more as we watch another of my favorite Triple B (boobs, blood, and bullets) masterpieces, Machete. Danny Trejo plays the same character he always plays in every movie, but this time with more knives and a chain gun mounted on a motorcycle.
Please to enjoy,
bg
It's actually a quadruple B (you forgot Bitches). Into it!
ReplyDeleteI wanna go. But, alas, I will be working a double that day / night and won't get off until 11:15. So I will have to wait until next week.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to be able to make it. I have opera tickets (scheduled for when we were doing Trill Movie Night every two weeks, in my defense). but i'ts okay, there is a possibility of my still seeing a guy who looks like fat Steven Segal wielding a sword in a duel! The chain gun mounted on a motorcycle might be a little bit harder to come across (wtf is a chain gun?)
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