We're talking guns up butts, Godzilla puppet fights, porn-star protests and horse dicks. I consider it one of the best action movies made recently, and while you may not agree with my assessment of quality, you will not be able to contest my assessment of insanity. At the very least, we can all enjoy Jason Statham's rock-hard charm together.
We'll be showing this movie at House Garry (1741 Hawthorne) in the standard 6:30 time slot. Unfortunately, while House Garry will be full of pizza and friendship and kick-ass action, it is not full of good wi-fi waves, and consequently we're going to be watching this one in standard definition instead of HD. To complete the throwback atmosphere however, we'll also be showing at least one episode of the best drama of the early Millennium, Dawson's Creek, after the movie (you know you love it).
Leave a post in the comments to let me know if you'll be able to make it. I need to know how much pizza to order (and how much vomit I'll have to clean off the floor because of the pure, raw intensity of this film). See you suckers there, and keep those guns out of those butts until then.
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I will be arriving by helicopter.
ReplyDeleteI am obviously going since its my house and my movie, but i just wanted an excuse to use this totally awesome website that Caroline made.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to burn your fucking house down, in the most friendly way possible.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, about the HD thing; I have a super long CAT-5 cable (seriously it's like 200 feet) we can hook to your router, run down the hallway, and connect to the Xbox. If you want the glorious 720p action you're paying for.
Looking forward to the flavors of mayhem and toppings.
hmmmmmmmmmmm, that might work. If you don't mind, bring it over and lets see
DeleteRuthie is going to be driving us over and picking us up at 9:30 sharp. She says nothing good ever happens to anybody when it's dark outside.
ReplyDeleteyou said the magic words (horse dicks!)
ReplyDeleteI will be there with alcoholic beverages. Unless the streets are flooding and shit. Even then I might still come.
ReplyDeleteI'm bringing some cold beer and an inquisitive mind as to what porn stars might be protesting about...hmmm? I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
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