So normally I start off all my movie posts (which are now and will forever be either over the top action movies or weird Japanese over the top action movies) with some description of how awesome all the action will be and end them with apologies to Bjorn. Unfortunately, I can't do either here.
First, I can't tell you how awesome all the action in John Wick will be because I haven't seen it yet. I have only heard about how it is a true return to form for the bullets-in-foreheads classic action genre, and how Keanu really nails the only part he knows how to play (sad/confused killer-of-men). Second, I can't apologize to Bjorn because now we all know that BJORN SAW AND LIKED MAD MAX AN ACTION MOVIE WITH NO REDEEMING CULTURAL OR ARTISTIC VALUE. So Bjorn will just have to watch and enjoy action movies without being apologized too like the rest of us.
- This Wednesday (NOT Thursday)
- House Garry
- 7:30
- Pizza
Love,
bg
Just trying to play Devil's Advocate (get it?!?) here, but maybe you're really losing something key when you're changing up your blog post format -- the strong format method seems to work in all the action movies. MORE IMPORTANTLY, ALSO THIS: I just read that Keanu's name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, which Bjorn probably already knew, hence a reason he's going to f-ing love this film.
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