It was a great year. We were all awkward. But not as awkward as grown-ass men and women in Longview, Texas who put themselves up for the physical AND mental task of putting their hands on a hard, waxed body (pickup truck, get your minds out of the gutter) for as long as they possibly could in order to win said truck. You know they must have gotten tired. Their knees must have locked up. What if they had to scratch their…As they say in East Texas, “This is when the big dogs hunt. If you can’t hunt with the big dogs, get up on the porch with the pups.”
Please join me at 7:00pm this Thursday (January 9) as we watch Hands on a Hard Body, a documentary about the struggles and triumphs of the 72-hour-long contest.
House Garry.
Pizza provided.
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ReplyDeleteMe and my hard body....Toyota... will be there.
ReplyDeleteI will probably spend most of my time on the porch of House Garry with the pups, but count me in anyways!
ReplyDeleteI'll be there. I live there, but I'll be there too.
ReplyDeleteI'm emotionally devastated that Hands on a Hard Body is not a porno. But I'll still be there.
ReplyDeleteI won't be there because Adam is going to be filming us putting hands on other Cardboardian founders' bodies. I'm sorry I'll miss it, but I'm pretty sure Brittany is going.
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